Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
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The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress