so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.