The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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