She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
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You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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