is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
i dont even know how to be here
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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