I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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