doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
