and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
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I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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