Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
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Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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