I saw his package. It spoke to me.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
