at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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