My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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