super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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