I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Randomize
