:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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