Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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