D3 body, D1 cock
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
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