Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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