I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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