last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
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He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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