i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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