You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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