this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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