We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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