Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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