i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
My vagina is officially offended.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
