He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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