You made me cry and you don't even care
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
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You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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