brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
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gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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