He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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