ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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