Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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