Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
It's shark week go big or go home
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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