I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
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He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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