Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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