so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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