It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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