Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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