I just made out with a guy for $7.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
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He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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