2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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