that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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