i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
