it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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