no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
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Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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