I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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