he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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