Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
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