Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
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Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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