I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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