Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
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how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
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