Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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