why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
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