Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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