If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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