you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize