the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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