just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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