my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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