Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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